Category Archives: Laughs

Easter Bunny calls for IVF to help with Easter Egg demand

“For years the Church has conveniently pointed to my eggs as a symbol of life resurging from cold stone, and to rabbits as a sign of fertility. They’ve liked to cleverly make out that somehow I don’t exist, with apologists saying I’m just a way of incorporating pagan beliefs into Christianity,” the Bunny, otherwise known as Daryl, said. Continue reading

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News: Nicola Sturgeon is leader of ISIS.

In a fascinating new twist, the Daily Telegraph has revealed that Nicola Sturgeon wants ISIS to take over Britain. Continue reading

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Psychobabble

Someone told me I was widely regarded as a psychopath.  I told him: “You can’t get that one by me.  There’s no such thing as other people.” – Matt Wingett

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Give a man a fish…

“Give a man a fish, and his house will smell of fish. Teach a man to fish, and he’ll have cats in his bins for the rest of his life.” – Matthew Wingett Give a man a fish, and his … Continue reading

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A Bearded Old Midget From Baden…

A bit of a change today, with a limerick I dug up in one of my notebooks: A bearded old midget from Baden Found his body had started to harden He dyed himself red Put a cap on his head … Continue reading

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Alan Sugar – How Not To Be A Businessman

The cream of British tv…

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Signs and Wonders, 1: Rodent Racers

While driving in the Lake District last year, this little beauty of a sign caught my eye. Although clearly not addressed to me, I did marvel at the intelligence of the Lakeland red squirrel; firstly at its ability to read, … Continue reading

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The Perils Of The Daily Mail…

Sometimes, a litte bit of gentle humour says it all.  This is a lovely piece of well thought out joy about the perils and paradoxes of dirtying yourself with a very oily rag. Enjoy!

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